FILE
GET
YOUR
DOSSIER
Connect Telegram and we'll see what kind of character you are. We'll check your vibe, dig up some digital dirt and issue an official diagnosis. Spoiler: "normal person" rarely comes up.
FILE
THE SYSTEM
ALREADY
KNOWS
SOMETHING.
NOW IT'S
YOUR TURN
A little warm-up before the full dossier. No IQ tests, we just check how curious you are and how fast you tap suspiciously bright buttons.
QUICK CHECK
Someone drops you a shady link. What do you do?
CONFIRMED
PRELIMINARY VERDICT
YOU'RE DANGEROUSLY CURIOUS
We found more, but dumping all the dirt at once is bad manners. The rest is already waiting in your full dossier.
SHOW ME ALL THE DIRT ↗ Sign-up and the next steps happen in Telegram. This test doesn't save answers or collect email.$LAVE$ IS A GAME,
WHERE FRIENDS
WORK FOR YOU
Drop a link
A friend opens the Mini App and lands in your network. It all starts with one click.
Build an empire
Players level up, hit the market, cut deals and move the in-game economy. A social mechanic slowly turns into a full-blown game.
Put on a show
Rooms, characters, music, whips and reactions. Almost every move looks like it was made for stories.
HERE YOU GET
CHARACTERS,
ROOMS AND WHIPS
The room background is part of your status. Character, avatar, frame, whip and track stack in layers. Tap the room and watch the reaction.
MTONGA!
MTONGA?
WE'RE IN.
TON is fast, cheap and already lives inside Telegram. Under MTONGA, Toncoin is renamed back to GRAM.
For a game where it all starts with one link, you couldn't ask for a better base.
WHAT IS MTONGA ↗APPROVED*
NOT TRADING YET.THE SLAVES ARE STILL WORKING.
SLAVES FARM $LAVE$.
TGE AFTER EVERY
SLAVE IS FREED!
$LAVE$ is read "slaves". It's a community meme token on TON that slaves farm right inside the game.
The bigger and stronger your empire, the more $LAVE$ it brings. When every slave is freed, the TGE begins.
THE MEME LANDS.
SO DOES THE FRIEND.
Pick a meme, drop it in a chat or a story. Your friend laughs, taps the link and ends up in the game.
No dull "invite a friend" banners. Just content you'd want to forward even without a referral.









YOU ASKED.
WE ANSWER.
Quick answers about slaves, the market, the token and what's even going on here.
Ask support ↗01What's even going on here?+
Drop a link to a friend. He enters the game and becomes your slave. From there slaves level up, farm, get sold and help you build an empire.
It all starts as a joke. Then the market shows up.
02How do I get my first slave?+
Send a friend your link or a ready-made meme from the app. He clicks, and your empire gains a new employee with no contract.
03Can my slave get poached?+
Yes. Slaves can be bought and sold on the market. The higher the level and power, the higher the price.
The former owner takes a cut of the deal. So even betrayal pays here.
04Can I get bought myself?+
Also yes. Don't want to suddenly change owners? Put on chains.
Freedom is overrated. Especially when it has a price tag.
05What is the $LAVE$ token?+
$LAVE$ is read "slaves". It's a community meme token on the TON blockchain, farmed by slaves inside the game.
TGE after every slave is freed.
06I'm under 18, can I?+
No. This is grown-up satire, shady job titles, whips and crypto. Grow up first, then come build an empire.
DOSSIER READY.
THE EMPIRE WON'T
BUILD ITSELF.
Get in the game, grab your first slave and see how far one link takes you.
Get the dossier in Telegram ↗







